sherlockianwho: mcjugs: hey this is normal shit FUCKING ANGRY SHIT this is whispering shit THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT scared to say things shit fucking pay attention shit I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
jesuschristvevo: i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
two sides of me:
motivated half: COME ON GET OFF YO' ASS GO DO 129874 SQUATS AND CRUNCHES AND GO RUNNING AND PREPARE ALL THE HEALTHY MEALS THEN DO 8 HOURS OF REVISION
unmotivated half: can u not
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
skate-high: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
doll-ballet: It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko